Surprise Snaps!

This is intended for all ages. Its purpose is to let the reader look into the mind of a person with low-self esteem, no matter how much confidence they display on the outside.




The food was scrumptious. If I wasn't otherwise indulged in my nice plate of food, I probably would've noticed my boyfriend, Jeff, sneak off to snap a photo of me. He knows I hate photos! Although it is really ironic, since he's a photographer and loves taking pictures, and I'm dating him.

If I knew he was going to whip out his camera and snap, like, fifty shots of me just in this carnival alone, I wouldn't have worn my bandanna... scratch that, I'm thankful I did. My hair is a mess today.

Ha! Jeff just showed me the picture he took. An old lady got caught it in, and her facial expression is hilarious! I can see her walking away now, shaking her head and muttering about "youngsters".

Granny, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

I love how the lights of the merry-go-round turned out, though. Jeff would've complained about all the other people in the photo. "They're taking away from your beauty." Ha! What beauty? He's constantly asking me to model for him, but there's not way I'm doing that. Pictures just aren't my thing.

Maybe he could ask that granny to model for him?

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I can't believe I just thought that. Gross!